Funny Birthday Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Birthdays are a time for celebration, laughter, and joy, and what better way to bring a smile to someone’s face on their special day than with a funny birthday wish, quote, joke, or image? Humor is a universal language that can bring people together and create unforgettable memories.

Whether you’re looking to tease a friend about their age, poke fun at their quirks, or simply share a chuckle, there are countless ways to add a touch of levity to a birthday celebration. So, join me in crafting hilarious and unforgettable funny birthday wishes, quotes, jokes, and images that will make your loved ones laugh out loud and remember their special day for years to come.

Funny Birthday Wishes

• I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
• It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief!
• A wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.”
• Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.
• You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
• Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
• Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
• It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
• Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.
• It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
• I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
• Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
• Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
• I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!
• Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
• Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!
• May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!
• May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
• On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
• It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.
• They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!
• You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
• Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
• To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!
• Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!
• You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
• Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉
• Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
• Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
• Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
• Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!
• For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!
• You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
• Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)
• You’re not old! …oh, no, wait, actually you are, sorry about that…
• Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
• Happy Birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
• You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
• You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
• If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

• Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
• It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
• Don’t think of it as turning [insert age]. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.
• Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.
• Happy Birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] …you’re 18 with [XX] years’ experience.

Short & Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

• Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!
• Great news! …you’re still alive!
• Looking [insert age] is great – if you’re sixty.
• [For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
• [insert age]?! I demand a recount!
• Another year of being awesome, happy birthday!
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better.
• Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to act foolish!
• Your short-term memory loss will finally have a reason now, aging!
• Another year of being fabulous, happy birthday!
• Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

• You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
• You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!
• Name a better birthday duo. I’ll wait. In the meantime, happy birthday!
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to becoming a classic.
• Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to be foolish.
• You’re not old, you’re just a little bit more experienced.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite pain in the butt.
• Happy Birthday to someone who is still hotter than their birthday candles!
• May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.
• You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a limited edition.
• Happy Birthday to someone who is aging like fine cheese.
• You’re not old, you’re just a little bit closer to your next big adventure.
• Another year of being amazing, happy birthday!
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more epic.
• [Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!
• You’re getting closer to cracking joints!
• Happy Birthday, I hope you age like fine wine!
• You’re not old, you’re just vintage!

• Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to party like it’s their 21st birthday.
• You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up!
• You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!
• Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.
• I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!
• You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.
• Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt! ❤
• Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!
• It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!
• You’re not old, you’re just a little bit closer to death. Congrats!
• Another year of wisdom and wrinkles, happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my partner in crime, let’s make some more questionable decisions this year!
• It’s your birthday, so let’s eat cake and pretend we’re not getting older.
• I can’t believe you’re still alive, congrats!
• I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!
• Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
• Happy Birthday to someone too young to be this old.
• You’re not old, you’re just vintage.

• Another year of being fabulous, happy birthday!
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite human!
• You’re not old, you’re just young at heart.
• Personalize these Happy Birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.
• Happy Birthday to someone who has finally reached the age of wisdom teeth.
• Another year of being fabulous, happy birthday!
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite unicorn!
• You’re not old, you’re just young at heart.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite human alarm clock!
• I’m so glad you were born because, without you, who would I have to make fun of?
• Another year of surviving life, congrats!
• Happy Birthday to the only person who is older than me.
• I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.
• Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
• A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
• Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt ????
• Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!
• Another year of looking fabulous, happy birthday!

• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to retire.
• Happy Birthday to someone who has survived another year of my shenanigans.
• You’re not old, you’re just a classic.
• Another year of being awesome, happy birthday!
• Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
• If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday!
• I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!
• Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you????
• May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
• Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie ????
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite person to go on adventures with!
• You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned.
• Another year of being a total rock star, happy birthday!
• You’re not getting older, you’re just gaining more experience points.
• Congratulations on getting slightly older!
• Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

• When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. ~ Unknown.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)
• Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!
• Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!
• You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience. – Unknown
• Birthdays are like wine, they get better with age. – Unknown
• Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art. – Garson Kanin
• You’re not 30, you’re 18 with 12 years of experience. – Unknown
• You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic. – Unknown
• If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
• What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
• Age is a number and mine is unlisted. ~ Author Unknown
• The worst part about being old is realizing that your favorite childhood toys are now considered ‘vintage’ and worth a small fortune. – Unknown

• A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – Unknown
• You’re not aging, you’re just increasing in value. – Unknown
• Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower. – Unknown
• As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. ~ Norman Wisdom
• You know you’ve aged when you read events you lived in a history book. ~ Will Ferrell
• Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Satchel Paige
• The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. V. Prochnow
• The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb
• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – Unknown
• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
• The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.
• Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!
• Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
• At 50, everyone has the face he deserves. – George Orwell
• I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic. – Unknown
• They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!
• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – Jo Brand
• Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. – Chili Davis
• Age is a matter of feeling, not of years. – George William Curtis

• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
• Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis
• When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. ~ Mark Twain
• You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~ John Grier
• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~ Jack Benny
• Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Luis Bunuel
• Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. – Walt Disney
• Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” – Helen Hayes
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.” – Larry Lorenzoni
• Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art. ~ Stanislaw Lec
• You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to your expiration date. – Unknown
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
• I’m not 40, I’m 18 with 22 years of experience. – Unknown
• Don’t count the candles, just enjoy the glow. – Unknown
• Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard

• Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. ~ Helen Hayes
• I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. ~ Francis Bacon
• You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ~ Woody Allen
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball
• You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday. ~ Catherine Pulsifer
• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. – Robert Orben
• At 50, you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. That’s gotta be worth something. – Unknown
• Growing old is like being a car. The older you get, the more it costs to keep you running. – Unknown
• You’re not old until you can’t read this writing. – Unknown
• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
• At 60, your birthday suit requires ironing. – Unknown
• I don’t get older, I level up.” – Unknown
• Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed. – Anthony Powell
• Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have, the harder it is to breathe. – Unknown
• You’re not getting older, you’re getting better. And by better, I mean older. – Unknown
• You’re not old until you start complaining about not remembering things from your childhood. – Unknown

Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

• We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!
• The secret to staying young is make-up… make up an age, then stick with it!
• A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can’t live without ‘em. Happy birthday!
• A lady never reveals her…um… age. Yah, that sounds right. Happy birthday, lady!
• Good thing I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldn’t find glasses if they were on your face girly. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another!
• Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you can’t find your keys because you put them in the fridge. You’re unbelievable!
• Happy birthday! Stay golden, girl ????
• Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!
• Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!
• Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them. ~ Anna Magnani
• You’re the youngest [insert age] year old I know.
• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

• If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. And so would I. It’s why we click so well. Happy birthday witchy!
• I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!
• Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen ????!
• Happiest of birthdays to she “she” to my “nanigans”!
• A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Happy birthday!
• On your birthday I thought I’d just let you in on a little secret.
• One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are…Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock! ????
• You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
• Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
• It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!
• A quick reminder on your special day… well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, let’s go ever crazier! Happy birthday!
• Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle ???? Happy birthday!
• Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ???? Happy Birthday!
• I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re breast friends! Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

• If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.
• Happy Birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.
• A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.
• I don’t have birthdays anymore, I level up!
• Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ … nice try – HAIRY BUTTOCKS.
• Another year together has come and gone. What ever would I do without you? Not open jars, that’s for sure. Happy birthday man!
• On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday old-timer!
• Happy birthday! It’s a big one! (That’s what she said.) ????
• Thanks for being such a great guy! Great big, that is. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday, Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.
• Roses are red, skateboards are sick, wishing happy birthday to you ya big… catch! Yup, you’re a great, big catch.
• Birthdays are a lot like golf…it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy birthday!

• Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.
• If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me bro. Happy Birthday!
• I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem…Happy Birthday!
• How to fart like a man: 1) pass the gas. 2) pass the blame. You got this bro! Happy birthday!
• Don’t let old age get you down! It’s way to hard to get back up. Happy birthday, man!
• Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope
• You know you’re 40 when your back is hairier than your head.
• What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
• If it’s any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. So, at least you have that going for you. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store.
• On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!
• Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. And by mask, I mean glass of alcoholic beverage. Happy birthday, bro!
• A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. ~ Henry Youngman
• Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! (Well, I like you alright, “best” is a strong word.) Happy Birthday!
• It’s your special day! Treat me! Oops, I mean yourself. Treat yourself! (But also me.) Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age…and definitely not acting it.
• It’s your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids “get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!

Funny Belated Happy Birthday Wishes

• I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!
• I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy belated birthday!
• It’s so tough to believe that you are getting older, that I decided to wish you a happy birthday late this year.
• Sorry I missed your birthday… hopefully you’ll have another one next year…
• I’m sorry my birthday wishes are belated—I honestly didn’t think you’d live this long. Happy birthday!
• You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!
• It wasn’t my fault… Facebook forgot to remind me about your birthday!
• I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!
• I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!
• I promise this card isn’t late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!
• Happy Birthday! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead!
• Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
• It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old, and that I totally forgot… Happy belated birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

• Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!
• You and your best friend will have shared in some comical capers over the years! These funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday will be sure to give them a giggle.
• The best part of being over forty is that you did most of your stupid stuff before the internet.
• For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
• At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.
• On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
• Just imagine all the things you’d want to hear on your birthday …and assume I wrote them here!
• Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man! I’m wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!
• A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
• You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
• I’m so lucky to have a funny female friend like you to always keep me entertained. There’s never a dull moment when you’re around, bestie! Happy birthday to you!
• Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.
• [For over 40s:] Happy Birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.
• By the time you’re your age, you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.
• I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
• Happy 21st again!
• If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent!
• If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
• You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.
• Bestie, you’re so unique there’s only one best friend like you which is probably for the best since I don’t think I could handle two of you! Happy birthday!
• At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified, and sober. Disappoint them.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Colleagues

• Guess what – you’re one year closer to retiring! Happy Birthday.
• Work makes us colleagues. Our inappropriate conversations make us friends. Happy Birthday!
• You are one year wiser, which is lucky, as I forgot the password again… Happy Birthday work buddy.
• You’re such an amazing worker you definitely deserve a raise… Unfortunately, I’m not the boss. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite coworker who gets the job done, whilst having a ton of fun!
• It sucks to have to work on your birthday – but at least you get to spend it with me this year! Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday! Where’s the cake?
• Did you hear someone is stealing lunches from the fridge? I hope you enjoy the piece of cake I packed today! Happy Birthday.
• You’re the reason why I never get tired of work. But you may be the reason I get fired for talking too much! Happy Birthday.
• Whoops, I didn’t get you a present. Being my office buddy should be the only birthday present that you need – it even lasts all year!

Birthday Wishes with Emojis

• Happy Birthday! 🎂🧓👵🏾 You’re a whole year OLDER 😂 Enjoy the ride 🎢
• Another year around the sun ☀️🥳Another reason to throw a party 🎶🎉Happy Birthday!
• Cake 🎂✔️ Champers 🍾✔️ Best friend 👭✔️ PARTY 🥳✔️
• Birthdays are about looking forward to your future. Forget about your past, you can’t change it. And you can forget about your present – I didn’t get you one 🎁😂
• On this very day, an amazing queen/king was born 👑 A court jester was also born… Happy Birthday to my favorite Joker! 🃏😂
• You’re prehistoric, but not extinct! Hope your birthday is dino-mite 🦖
• 🎂 The older you get, the better you get… unless you are a birthday cake! Hope you have a great birthday and a BIG slice of cake 🍰🥳
• You age like a fine wine 🍷 Some may say you smell like a fine cheese… 🧀😂 Happy Birthday! 🎂
• Here’s a birthday wish…🎈 I hope that your hangover tomorrow isn’t too bad. 🍺🥂🍷🍸🍹🍻 Cheers!
• Cheers to the person who’s as wild and crazy as I am 🤪 Happy Birthday! 🎊🥳🎉
• The best thing about being over 4️⃣0️⃣ is that you did stupid stuff before social media 🤓 Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to someone who’s out of this world🪐And by that I mean a little weird, like me 👽😂 💫

Funny Happy Birthday Jokes

• How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet.
• What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? …pop music!
• I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
• I always get this warm feeling on my birthday – people won’t stop toasting me.
• Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.
• You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”
• The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
• The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
• Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.
• Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
• Because it’s far too difficult to put them on the bottom.
• You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.
• You know you’re old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.
• You know you’re old when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize.
• Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? …..None, only babies!

What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday (but only on LEAP years!).

You know you’re old when…
You and your teeth don’t sleep together anymore.

What happens when no one shows up to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.

What did the pirate say to his parrot on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.

What type of birthday cake do ghosts like most?
I Scream Cake.

When’s your birthday?
July 22nd.
What year?
Every year.